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The
Usual Red Tape
Each team must include either one
member of Congress, the Cabinet (or the Decider), the Vice President,
Sub-Cabinet Agency Head or equivalent, Federal Judge, on-air radio or TV
journalist, or print journalist.
Gender
Equity, Quotas, Goals
Teams must have five runners, at
least one of the five must be a woman. All five count in scoring.
TEAM
GUIDELINES
Legislative Branch
Team captain must be a member of Congress, with other team members
chosen from congressional staff or immediate family of Representative or
Senator. Since there are separate but equal Senate and House awards, all
legislative branch team members must come from their Captain's side of the
Hill. This means Senators use Senate staff and Representatives are limited
to House staff.
No more than one member on any Legislative team may come from Staff of
Capitol Police, Clerk's Office, Sergeant at Arms, etc. Teams with
members that do not comply with rules above or below leave themselves open
to censure.
Executive
Branch
Team Captain must be either an elected
Executive branch official, Cabinet member, US Ambassador, or Sub-Cabinet
Agency Head or equivalent, with other team members chosen from agency staff
of Captain. That is, Transportation uses Transportation staff; Energy uses
its staff, and the CIA will likely try to do whatever it
wants.
Judicial
Branch
Team Captain must be Federal Judge (presidentially
appointed, Senate confirmed), with other team members chosen from the
Judge's respective court staff.
Media
Team Captain (or to win an individual award) must be either on-air radio or television journalist or a
professional print journalist (editor, writer, etc.) with a magazine,
newspaper, etc. (Publisher cannot be a captain.) Other team members
MUST be
chosen from the fair and balanced regular staff of the individual radio, TV, newspaper,
magazine. The Media division has two categories, print and electronic
(TV, radio). No
category mixing please.
INTELLIGENT
DESIGN
Race limited to first 140 teams that enter. The number of teams from any one government entity or
corporation (media) is strictly limited. If you are considering fielding multiple teams, inquire about
limitations before entering.
Senators
and Representatives who are unable to field teams may enter unattached
(without teams) and are eligible for individual awards.
Eligibility
rules for captains are strictly enforced. No eligible captain, no team.
Please read the regulations and abide by them. We do run background
checks. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
A
Team Name Contest will be held for three Best and three Worst Named Teams.
There will also be a special Team Award for Best Spirit.
HOMELAND
SECURITY
At the risk of appearing anti-family values, we remind you that in
accordance with safety guidelines, baby strollers are prohibited due to
the risk of accidents. We
recommend against the use of IPODS or similar devices. Race officials reserve the right to
remove any runner from the course for medical, political or any other
valid reason. Any entrant attempting to run with a dog (or a cat for that
matter) will be removed from the race.
AN
INCONVENIENT TRUTH
Race Director reserves the right to be generally arbitrary and capricious
in rule interpretation, if it conflicts with his or the race's best
interests.
Any team seeking special favors or sympathetic rule interpretation is
reminded that the likelihood of an affirmative response is greatly
influenced by how close the request is to the race date and whether you
have been helpful to the race director in the past. Hint: Ask Early.
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